Because it’s Marchesa and just so perpetually overworked and unedited.

Because you can not be any more literal. If you covet anything from this collection you might as well get a sari, except most saris don’t look so artless and tacky.

Because Chanel, McQueen, Gaultier, Lanvin, and Galliano all did it before and they did it better.

If you’re going to have such a direct foreign influence you might want to look into a few models of color, I’m just saying.

Wow, I really think about these things too much.