I’ve been drinking so much more water recently and my skin is GLOWING, like bye foundation, I do not need you anymore.
Actual thing that happened to me today:
I was hit by a cab right as I was heading in to an interview. Nothing is broken but I am stiff and will likely be very bruised. Four strangers ran over to help me and called the police. I just began screaming at the cab driver. So picture this: four women who don’t know each other huddled on a corner of 6th ave while a police car, fire truck, and EMT vehicle try to find spaces to pull over and I’m just waving this idiotic driver away from me while he is attempting to apologize profusely. I just want to get to my interview. They fill out a police report and the EMTs are are trying to calm me down. I make it to my interview but I am crying and waving around my police report. She thinks I am insane but gives me a few minutes to gather myself. I get it together and we have a good talk. Must’ve been because she wants a follow-up. Came home to a parking ticket. Congrats, universe. As if my life weren’t already sufficiently fucked.
Now I’m going to the hospital to get checked out. Wish me luck.
Nailed Crow Pose today!
Except that I probably look less like a crow and more like a demented hanger.
Drinking a gallon of water every day
Peeing all the time
I miss bread
But I am starting to see abs
Grant me the strength to keep going
Things I am doing:
- 30 Day Yoga Challenge
- 30 Day Ab Challenge
- 30 Day Arm Challenge
- Cardio everyday
- Two upcoming cleanses
If I go rabid and shoot up a bakery, you’ll know why.